Anonymous Sources Confirm Dead Man Still Pulling Strings ⚠️ Political Satire; maybe? Continue Reading →
The Singularity Has Settings (I just can’t find them) At this point I’m convinced the digital labyrinth and the litter box are training simulations for the same final boss. Continue Reading →
The Celestial Office of Eternal Affairs Because even omnipotence needs documentation Continue Reading →
Protective Custody: A Phrase That Should Mean More So the question is not “are they in custody?” The question is: are they actually protected? Continue Reading →
We Were There; We’ll Make The List Phillips revealed survivors are now preparing their own list of names: “It will be done by and for survivors.” You see they know the names because they were abused by them. Continue Reading →
The Pacifier Presidency: (in his own words?) You know, they said it couldn’t be done, they said it would never happen, but look, it happened, it’s happening. Continue Reading →
Teaching Boys How to Handle Themselves?…Anyone? This illustration isn’t the one I wanted. The original was censored. Apparently a tampon box is too obscene for a cartoon, but loophole porn on TikTok? No problem. Continue Reading →
Two Birds, One Country 🦅 Welcome to America—majestic from a distance, feeding on your carcass up close. Continue Reading →