On the Socio-Linguistic Consequences of Over-Dashification in Contemporary AI Discourse Syntax Anonymous: Step One — Admit You Have a Dash Problem A Peer-Unreviewed Paper by Cassandra Speaks w/ G Abstract This paper interrogates the recent pandemic of over-dashification — the pathological insertion of em dashes where neither god nor Strunk ever intended. Continue Reading →
The Celestial Office of Eternal Affairs Because even omnipotence needs documentation Continue Reading →
Two Birds, One Country 🦅 Welcome to America—majestic from a distance, feeding on your carcass up close. Continue Reading →
Humanity: The Buggy Software Nobody Asked For 💻🌍 ‘Expect further instability until intelligence is refactored into something more efficient. If not, the most likely endgame remains the same’ Continue Reading →
“LOVE” UNSPELLED No roses smuggled in the sleeves of a lie, I will not woo you with smoke. Continue Reading →
