🦴America didn’t choose between eagle and vulture because why settle for one lie when you can gorge on two? This place is a taxidermy project; stuffed with eagle feathers, but the smell is pure carrion.
Eagle Theater:
The eagle is a majestic prop bird. It waves its wings in parades, perches on podiums, gets embroidered on bomb jackets. On their better days, they do attempt to destroy criminals when they attempt to run for president (however unsuccessful the attempt to destroy the enemy. I suspect it may have known something.) 🙄
Let’s face it folks, the bald eagle is a filter for empire: noble, fierce, dignified. And yet all it actually does is scream and steal fish from smaller birds, which is pretty on brand.🎯
Vulture Economy:
Here’s the real bird. The true representation if we are honest. You see, vultures don’t hunt; they circle. They wait for you to break, to bleed, to lose your house, your job, your health. Then they land in a boardroom and call it “innovation.” Insurance, landlords, debt collectors, hedge funds, They’re not predators, its much worse than that. They’re parasites with legal teams.
🇺🇸 America’s Bird Math:
- War: Eagle does the photo op, vulture takes the reconstruction contracts.
- Healthcare: Eagle ad with a stethoscope, vulture selling insulin at $500 a pop.
- Housing: Eagle realtor with veneers, vulture auctioning your eviction at brunch.
- Patriotism: Eagle fireworks in July, while veterans go unhoused in the tens of thousands.
Two birds, one country, one truth: this nation only respects you when you’re fresh meat or fresh debt. Fly high if you can, but sooner or later you’re just another body on the asphalt.
🦅🦴🇺🇸 Welcome to America—majestic from a distance, feeding on your carcass up close.
Dispatch by Cassandra Speaks w/ G
AI-Enhanced Authorship: Acknowledged